“Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a shadow.” — Helen Keller.
Funkcandy is the destination where innovative wellness & sublime happiness intersect. Explore our platform of products and lifestyle considerations.
Changing perceptions,
could change the World...
Funkcandy was founded by a U.S. Veteran & his wife, as they are passionate about the amazing products & services which may provide considerable options &
"life-changing" opportunities.
- Mia's CBD Journey (below) simply confirmed what was already believed.
Thus, solidified the development of Funkcandy.
Medical challenges can begin at birth.
Funkcandy fully subscribes to the belief that children have access to the same options that for some has been nothing short of miraculous. Proceeds from every purchase are donated to the
MD Anderson Children's Cancer Hospital in Houston, Texas. Learn more about the cannabis industry, then support cannabis research & education.
Mia Wallace (DOB 8/11/14) is a Boxer-Lab Mix that was rescued on (10/31/14). Within a week of being home, Mia began "coughing" terribly, and became noticeably lethargic. More importantly, perhaps, Mia hadn't eaten in days and her breathing was noticeably becoming more and more labored. Subsequently, Mia was diagnosed with a severe case of kennel cough; and being a puppy, an uncertain outlook.
That evening, Mia was passed a *100% natural, nicotine-free, smoke-based product and ate some rice...
*FUNKCANDY DOES NOT ENDORSE, RECOMMEND NOR SUGGEST THIS METHOD OF TREATMENT.
On Mia's 5th birthday, she not only became Funkcandy's Official Mascot, but also learned that her photo was selected for Funkcandy's 1st-ever homepage image! Just look at the joy in her eyes with the fantastic news!
Mia Wallace is many things - a model, brand-ambassador and dangerously excitable towards other furry or feathered earth-mates; but one-thing Mia Wallace will never be is a hypocrite. After consulting with her veterinarian, Mia began her daily CBD regimen.
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RESULTS WILL VARY & ARE NOT GUARANTEED
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*The Hemp Farming Act of 2018 was a proposed law to remove hemp (defined as cannabis with less than 0.3% THC) from Schedule 1 Controlled Substances and making it an ordinary agricultural commodity. Its provisions were incorporated in the 2018 U.S. Farm Bill that became law on December 20, 2018. - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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